The Damn Heat

People don't sweat anymore in Texas they "swert." Swerting is Sweating to the highest power. This heat makes one not want to even step out the house, hell its even frigging hot at night and that's a damn shame. One can't even catch a break in the shade... Good Lawd Help Us! If hell is like this I'll def have to live my life right. It's blatantly hot and its so hot it is disrespectful to the human species. Does anybody feel me? With all this drippage of this swerting I may have to become MIA...